what happens in my house during football season! Help Me!

first off , it is split in to two teams in my house. it is the Redskins and then there is the Cowboys. how lovely, but there is the women who really don't care for either one too. will the men and women who have different teams, start the day by talking smack to each other, then they go to the store and get all the stuff they need for the game. my home is like the game show house for football fans, you know like the ones who don't have the money to go to the game. well, one Sunday we where watching the game as usually and i was going around and collecting the bets that people had made on the game and found out that in the redskins room they where game for the cowboys and the cowboys room the where going for the redskins. i was so surprised. so i asked what is going on and they said they were cheering for the other team because the teams that that they were playing are the teams they need to lose in their divisions. so i side OK. well, at the end of they game day both teams had lose and us women who don't care for the game as much where cheering and said" see that what you get for biting in the first place and for cheering for each other team. so, who's ready to eat now that we all can hear owr selves talk and think.". so we all went and sat at the table and that was the quiets dinner we every had on a game day. "oh how lovely that was, for only two hours of quietness"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!